Sunday, November 05, 2006

Caustic Window


Aphex Twin, a man of many names.. biff baff, kite chuff,
Cliff Richard's remorse bag.*

I for one am happy about his many pyseudonyms, there's nothing better than saying
'Yes, but have you heard his analogue guise surprise mega mix? Limited to just 50 pieces of sandpaper, sold in selected B & Q stores in the late '70's.'

'The late 70's?'

'Of course! he's so great, he's built a fucking time machine! And you call yourself a fan? Go and lick some windows ya weakling child. Look mate, if you haven't got the Caustic Window compilation album go and buy it now.'

*may not be true

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